"Internationally Known Psychic," pro-choice Republican, former alcoholic, dyslepsic, and prison inmate Gerald Polley (aka "Demetrius") from Bismarck, North Dakota, speaks for God, opposes prayer in schools, and is running for President of the United States of America. You must watch these videos now. Your life -- nay, your very soul -- may just depend on it:
His wife Linda has a particularly fascinating backstory:
Hilary wants to put all our boys in dresses and makeup:
These poor, semi-retarded bastards have 42 more videos on YouTube...
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