What kind of pet do you have? How did it get its name?
A cat and a dog. Cat's name is Star, dog's name is Gizmo cuz it looks like a gremlin.
Any unusual habits?
My cat pretends she is sleeping and will spy on me during sex.
What do you feed it?
Shit the dog won't eat.
Tell a story or fun fact about your pet.
My cat loves me because when it was a kitten I found it nearly suffocated with a small plastic vase around it's head. I plucked the vase off and gave it mouth to mouth.
Written a song about your pet?
[Stolen from Matador website; "courtesy of Chunklet zine"]